Bicie - dół-dół,góra-góra,dół,góra (D DU UDU)
dół-dół,góra-góra,dół,góra-góra,dół,góra-góra,dół,góra (D DU UDU UDU UDU)

[Intro]
A C#m F#m Dm
A C#m F#m D Dm

[Zwrotka 1]
[A*]Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
When [C#m*]I was a kid on VoIP
I [F#m*]thought when I'd get older, I'd [D*]marry her
I [Dm*]told her

But Anow I'm 26, work in an office
C#m9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m If I could change a single [D*]thing
I'd make it [Dm*]me and not hAim


[Zwrotka 2]
F#m But she's living the dream  C#m   
Oh, F#mshe's living the dream
From [D*]back when we were seventeen

Oh, Ayeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
The C#mone who took you away from me
F#m You hit it off instantly
I [D*]know, 'cause you won't stop [D*]telling me

I've Aseen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#mPush against his fashion sense
F#m I've thought about what he looks like [D*]nude
(I'm not gay, though)[Dm*]     A 


[Refren]
But [D*]he's in your bed
And I'm [Dm*]in your Twitch chatA 
I've [D*]got your key
But he's [Dm*]just the doormatA 

And Deven though he's got Dmsocial skills
ADoesn't mean I can't C#mpay the bills
DAnyways, make the Dmmost of him
'Cause Ashe moves on pretty C#mbloody quick
Oh-oDh  Dm  
'cause y[Bm*]our new boyfriend's an [Bm*]asshole
(Awoo)