Aher green plastic watering F#m11can  
for her fake chinesEerubberDplant in the fake Aplastic Dearth,
Athat she bought from a rubber F#m11man  
in a town full of Erubber Dplans to get Arid of itDself, -(x2) it wears Bmher oB9susut.    Bm     it wears Aher out.
she lives with a broken man,
a cracked polystyreneman who just crumbles and burns.

He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties
but gravity always wins and it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing.
She tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love.

But I Can't Help The Feeling.
I Could Blow Through The Ceiling.
If I Just Turn And Run.
and it wears me out.

If i could be who you wanted all the time...