Well you know how it goes
Oh there's a lot of people talking shit
And a lot of people in business clothes
But they're all assholes
And they'll never know
What it's like to be alive
Between money, success and being on time

Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic
Drink until the day I die
Passing out every night
For falling over
Is how I wanna be remembered
Be remembered

Well I've heard that
You have gotta have plans
And you're nothing if you ain't got
An expensive tie and expensive pants
But fancy restaurants
And universities
Don't mean much at all to me
Because I'm about rocking and living out dreams

Oh I'll be having acid for dinner
Let all the walls cave into one
Let all the werewolves come
Everybody watch me get thinner and thinner
And waste away, waste away

Thoms trumpet solo

Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic
Drink until the day I die
Passing out every night
For kicking your ass
Is how I wanna be remembered
be remembered be remembered
be remembered