You used to get it in your fEishnets
Now you only get it in your nC#might dress

Discarded all the naughty F#m   

Nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crBisis

Everything's in order in a blEack hole

Nothing seems as pretty
As the pC#mast though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a TF#mabasco
Remember when you used to be a rBascal?

Oh, that boy's a slag F#m   
The best you ever had B 
The best you ever had F#m   
Is just a memBory and those drF#meams

But as daft as thBey seem
As daft as thF#mey seem
My love, when you drAeamed them up

Flicking through
A little book of sEex tips

Remember when
The boys were all elC#mectric?

Now when she tells
She's gonna gF#met it

I'm guessing
That she'd rather just fBorget it
Clinging to not getting sentimEental

Said she wasn't going
But she wC#ment still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gF#mentle

Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil

Oh, that boy's a slF#mag 
The best you ever hBad
The best you ever hF#mad 
Is just a mBemory and those drF#meams

But as daft as they seem B 
As daft as thF#mey seem
My love when you drBeam them up

Oh, flG#mo  

Where did you go?

Where did you go?
Where did you go? F#m   

E  Falling C#mabout
You took F#m  a left off Last Laugh LBane
E  You were just sounded C#mit out
But yF#mou're not coming back Bagain

E  You’re falling C#mabout
You tF#mook a left off Last Laugh LBane
You were just E  sounded C#mit out
But yF#mou're not coming back agBain

You used to get it in your fEishnets
Now you only get it in your nC#might dress

Discarded all the naughty
NF#mights for niceness
Landed in a very common crBisis
Everything's in order in a blEack hole

Nothing seems as pretty
As the pC#mast though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in TF#mabasco
Remember when you used to be a rBascal?