EThe car won't start, it's falling apart
EI was late for work and the boss got smart
EMy pantyline shows, got a fun in my hose
EMy hair went flat, man I hate that(HAATE TEHAT)

EJust when I thought things couldn't get worse,
EI re-a-lized I forgot my purse
EWith all this stress i must confess,
Ethis could be worse than APMS,

AThis job ain't worth the pay
ACan't wait till the end of the day
BHoney I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey! hey!

EHoney, I'm home and I had a hard day,
EPour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Brub my feet, gimme something to eat,
BFix me up my favorite treat
EHoney, I'm back, my head's killing me
EI need to relax and watch TV,
Bget off the phone give the dog a bone
BHey!hey! Honey, I'm  E home!

EI broke a nail opening the mail
EI cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell
EThis job's a pain it's so mundane
EIt sure don't stimulate my brain

AThis job ain't worth the pay
ACan't wait till the end of the day
BHoney I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey! hey!
EHoney, I'm home and I had a hard day,
EPour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Brub my feet, gimme something to eat,
BFix me up my favorite treat
EHoney, I'm back, my head's killing me
EI need to relax and watch TV,
Bget off the phone give the dog a bone
BHey!hey! Honey, I'm  E home!
EI'm home, that feels much better.

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I'm home, that feels much better