(intro) G Bm Em Em7 (add D on B string) Em C..C C7+ C+9 Cmaj7 (play with B)
G Bm Em Em7 Em (you can add these notes on B string-
I read the news today oh boy I'll omit them from now on)
C About a Emlucky man who Ammade the gradeC7+       Cadd9      C7+      
G And though the Bmnews was rather Emsad
C Well I Fjust had to laughEm  
C F Em Cmaj7...
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car / He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared / They'd seen his face before
Em C....
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today oh boy / The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away / But I just had to look
Having read the book....

C I'd love to Bmturn.... Gyou.... Am7on.... Em  

(stays on Em for awhile then goes to E-major)

E Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my Ahead
E Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
E Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds Aflat
E Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

 CAhhhG....D    C    E    C    G    D    C 
E D C D G

I heard the news today oh boy / Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small / They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to turn... you... on...