Chorus: G D Am C Cm
Verse: em C Am C

EmShe's got the kind of look that defies gravity.                    C 


AmShe's the perfect cook, Cand she's fat-free.


EmShe's been to private school, and she speaks


Amperfect French. She's got her perfect friends,


oh, Cisn't she cool.


EmShe practices Tai ChCi, she'd never lose her nerve.


AmShe's more than you deserve, oCh she's just far



better than me, hey hey.

GSo doDn't bother, I won't die oAmf decepCtion.

GPromise you wonD't ever see me cry.       Am       C 

GSo don't botherD, I'll be fine, but she's AmwaitingC.

GThe ring you gaDve to her will lose it's shAmine.   C 

CmSo don't bother, be unkind.


I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.


I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?


She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.


I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.