MirBmaculous you call it babe, you F#main't seen nothing yet.
They got EmPepsi in the Andes, they got McF#mDonalds in Tibet.
BmYosemite's been turned into a golf course F#mfor the Japs,
The EmDead Sea is alF#mive with rap.

Between the BmTigris and Euphrates, there's a F#mleisure centre now
They got Emall kinds of sports, they got Bermuda F#mshorts
They had Bmsex in Pennsylvania, a BraF#mzilian grew a tree
A Emdoctor in Manhattan, saved a F#mdying man for free

It's a Bmmiracle
It's a F#mmiracle
It's a Dmiracle
Another F#miracle

By the Ggrace of God Almighty
And the pressures of the marketplace
The Emhuman race has Em6civilized F#itself
It's a Bmmiracle
F#m Em F#sus4 F# Bm F#m Em F#sus4


We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine.
We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime.
We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce,
Yeah, we got choice.
She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear,
The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here.
An honest man finally reaped what he had sown.
And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan.
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle

By the Ggrace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace
The Emhuman race has Em6civilized F#itself
It's a Bmmiracle
F#m Em F#sus4 F#


We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle.