(intro)

D////G//C//Am///
D////G//C//Am///
D////G//C//Am///

Then:

e-C--------0-----|-Em--------0---------
B-------------1-|-------------0-----
G--0------------|--0----------------
D--2------------|--2----------------
A--3------------|--2----------------
E---------------|--0----------------


FThis here is the place where I will be stayCing
There Fisn't a number, you can call the pay phone
CLet it ring a long long long long Ftime
If I don't pick up, hang up, Amcall back, let it ringC some more,  FOhhhhhhh... C 
If FI don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder Amsleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil C 

D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her

C Em Play using above riff
Ohhhh.....

There are scratchFes all around the coin slot
Like Am hCeartbeat baby trying to wake up   F 
But this machine can only Cswallow money
you can't lay a patch by comFputer design
Just a lot of Amstupid, stupid signs    C 

FTell her   C 
FTell her she can kiss my Cass, then laugh and say that you were Fonly kidding.
That way she'll know that it's Amreally, really, really, really Cme, me.

D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her

C Em Play using above riff
Ohhhh.....

BFaby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
TodayC I need something more sub - s(tub) - sub - substanFtial.
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some NeCscafe and ice
A CaFndy bar, a fallen star, or a rAmeading from Doctor SuCess

D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her
D   D/F#Call Dme when you D/F#try to wake G5her up, C9call G5me when you try to Amwake her

C Em Play using above riff
Ohhhh.....

Bridge:

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