Intro: B5/G B5/G A#5/B C5/C
F#5/Gb F#5/Gb Cb5/Gb G5/C } ×2

B5 B5 A#5 C5 | F#5 F#5 Cb5 G5 } ×6

B5Load A#5up onC5 guF#5ns, Cb5bring yoG5ur B5friends.
It’s A#5fun C5to F#5lose and Cb5to preG5tenB5d.
She’s A#5overC5-boF#5red and Cb5self-asG5surB5ed.
Oh, A#5no, C5I kF#5now a Cb5dirtG5y wB5ord.

   HelA#5lo, C5helF#5lo, helCb5lo, hG5ow B5low?
   HelA#5lo, C5helF#5lo, helCb5lo, hG5ow B5low?
   HelA#5lo, C5helF#5lo, helCb5lo, hG5ow B5low?
   HelA#5lo, C5helF#5lo, helCb5lo.

Chorus:
     With tG5he B5lights out, A#5   
     It’s less C5danF#5gerous.
   Cb5 Here we G5areB5 now,A#5 enterC5taiF#5n us.
   Cb5 I feel G5stuB5pidA#5 and conC5tagF#5ious.
   Cb5 Here we G5areB5 now,A#5 enterC5taiF#5n us.
   Cb5 A muG5latB5to,A#5 an aC5lbiF#5no, Cb5a mosG5quiB5to,A#5   
     My liC5bidF#5o. 
Cb5  G5 Yay, B5   G5   B5   Cb5   
     FHey, B5/G     G5   B5   A#5    F#5    G5   B5   G5   B5   Cb5   
     FYay. B5/G     G5   B5   A#5    F#5    C5  

Instrumental: B5 B5 A#5 C5
F#5 F#5 Cb5 G5 } ×2

I’m worse at what I Do best,
And for this gift I feel blessed.
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end.

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello.

Chorus:
With the lights out,
It’s less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
My libido.
Yay,
Hey,
Yay.

Instrumental: B5 B5 A#5 C5
F#5 F#5 Cb5 G5 } ×10

And I forget just why I taste.
Oh, yeah, I guess it makes me smile.
I found it hard; it’s hard to find.
Oh well, whatever, never mind.

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello.

Chorus:
With the lights out,
It’s less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
My libido.
   Cb5 A deG5niaB5l, A#5a deC5niaF#5l, 
   Cb5 a deG5niaB5l, A#5a deC5niaF#5l, 
   Cb5 A deG5niaB5l, A#5a deC5niaF#5l, 
   Cb5 a deG5niaB5l, A#5a deC5niaF#5l, 
   Cb5 A dG5eniB5al.