( D7 A/D A/D A/D A/D )

JoAhnny's in the bDasement
MiAxing up the mDedicine
I'Am on the pDavement
ThAinking about the goDvernment
The mAan in the trDench coat
BaAdge out, lDaid off
SaAys he's got Am bDad cough
WaAnts to get it pDaid off
LoD7ok out kDid
It's soD7methin' you dDid
GAod knows wheDn
But you're dAoin' it aDgain
You bAetter duck down the alleDy way
LoAokin' for a nDew friend
The mE7an in the cD7oon-skin E7cap
In the bD7ig pen
Wants eAleven dollar bDills
YAou only Dgot tenA/D    A/D    A/D    [A/D7]    


( harmonijka - D )


Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try ”No Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles